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Mickey Demotivational Poster

HOLY CRAP - This must absolutely be a sign of the end times ...

TAGS: holy crap end times mickey
Rating: 4.22/5

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sockz - January 10, 2013, 1:58 pm
I see no note. Should we take this as pure greed for the bait?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 2:57 pm
Nice! 5L! Almost as funny as how George Carlin wanted Mikey Mouse to bite the proverbial dust.Lol
ughomer - May 13, 2012, 11:18 am
realogic - May 11, 2012, 9:08 pm
I say it's a good start :)

LENIN, MICKEY, AND JESUS... - At least the world Mickey created is doing well.

TAGS: lenin mickey and jesus
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by Chef

Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 3:55 pm
@ serenityfailed I have never understood how a national SOCIALIST is considered right wing.
EmilioDumphque - September 21, 2012, 4:29 am
Your evidence?
Chef - May 17, 2010, 1:15 am
Ya know, that guy is right... I am ashamed of my self, making a comment like that about these three... After all the people that have DIED over the teachings of Mickey Mouse... sigh
agdaniele - May 14, 2010, 12:09 pm
That it survived this long is a credit to Chef. Timmys usually hit things much sooner. Never focus too much on ratings... they reflect a lot of admiration, but often are an attack tool by those who can't make good posters. Take it all with a grain of salt
heathentod - May 14, 2010, 11:26 am
Ah man! Some hater came along and screwed up the well-deserved perfect rating! Sorry folks, this is the funniest one all week, whether it offends your fragile sensibilities or not (indeed partially BECAUSE it offends your fragile sensibilities)!
serenityfailed - May 14, 2010, 3:53 am
except mickey was born of a extreme right wing racist, sexist, fascist Nazi supporter
forseti - May 13, 2010, 6:36 pm
great picture, great text!
Chef - May 13, 2010, 6:04 pm
Thank you! 2 of the 3 most recognized advertising icons of the 20th century!
heathentod - May 13, 2010, 5:52 pm
Love it!

HAPPY MEAL PIZZA - Have you had your STROKE today?

TAGS: mickeyd s
Rating: 3.59/5

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Erecrottod - April 30, 2009, 9:34 am
Signe - February 10, 2009, 7:03 pm
Either way... I so would never eat that *vomits*
Cubbybear - February 10, 2009, 7:02 pm
Either way...it works
Signe - February 10, 2009, 6:38 pm
You mean heart attack?

DISNEYLAND CHINA - Built by children for children.

TAGS: mickey mouse child labor
Rating: 4.81/5

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pzykosiz - April 10, 2011, 7:07 pm
i wonder how they locked up in the "it's a small world ride"


TAGS: baby disney mickey mouse
Rating: 4.86/5

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ICEMAN - December 11, 2010, 12:54 am
Brings back repressed childhood memories. 5
matt28 - October 18, 2010, 3:20 pm
Hey, we've all got to be scared shit-less sooner or later. Might as well get it over with!
5150monkeylove - October 18, 2010, 11:15 am
take the kid this month, the screams are priceless.



TAGS: mickey d s is boring
Rating: 4.35/5

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rerun - November 27, 2010, 10:15 am

Spuds was turned into the McRib.
agdaniele - November 27, 2010, 10:15 am
And Sally Struthers, selling those african kids.
agdaniele - November 27, 2010, 10:14 am
Yes! That!
GreyScorpion - November 27, 2010, 10:13 am
Spuds MacKenzie?
agdaniele - November 27, 2010, 10:07 am
Interesting point. I figured it was sissy-reactionary protest groups who think that characters encourage kids to eat these foods... not bad parenting. Like Joe Camel and some other cute charachter for some product that I can't think of right now.
tellitlikeitis - November 27, 2010, 10:04 am
I think that they were probably scaring the kiddies of "today". Anyone who grew up in the 60's or 70's were conditioned to seeing freakish characters on t.v.
rerun - November 27, 2010, 9:10 am

whatever became of those characters? McCrap never uses them anymore.
tellitlikeitis - November 27, 2010, 7:23 am
Excellent CB. They look exactly like those characters!
EmoChik - November 27, 2010, 7:18 am
What does this mean?

MICKEYJAM - The Master Of Analysis

TAGS: yahoo answers funny mickeyjam trevor
Rating: 3.85/5

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DreMagnum - February 3, 2010, 6:30 pm
4 votes away
boeweizer - November 11, 2009, 2:02 am
mickeyjam ftw indeed
Josh - October 15, 2009, 11:43 am
Ookie - September 29, 2009, 7:21 am
WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN :)))))))))))))
s010910 - September 21, 2009, 8:23 am
:O Thats the best Motifake Ever!
JBab - September 19, 2009, 3:02 pm
Honestly the greatest one of these I've ever seen. I laughed so hard. Like you know when you see something, and even though it's not that hilariously funny, but just in that one moment, it's the height of your world kinda funny, yeah it's that. I love it.
blah - September 19, 2009, 10:33 am
either you were really lucky to find this one second after it was posted or you just made it yourself and took a SS...nice
Arrogant Knight - September 19, 2009, 5:28 am
Next time just post it in the forums.
Lolness - September 19, 2009, 5:06 am
Haha i know this one isnt a real demotivator.. it wasnt made for that purpose my purpose was the share this epic answer submitted by this master of analysis i only wanted to share the "lol" with everyone haha im glad some people like it ^.^
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 18, 2009, 10:10 pm
Even though I do have one like that. It was too good in my eyes.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 18, 2009, 10:09 pm
I actually do get your point. The art of making a Motifake is in the wording of what you write on it and how it corresponds to the picture in a humorous way. The art of a Motifake is not in the printed matter of the picture itself. Even I know that.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 3:05 pm
Wasting your breath, old wolf... this already qualifies for HOF status. Sadly, times have changed.
Old poster - September 18, 2009, 2:11 pm
This is no more and no less a motifake than 99% of the other crap on this site. You all have left the true definition of a motifake far behind, long ago. Over 70,000 posts of garbage, none of them "demotivational". Whatever happened to being clever?
Lolness - September 17, 2009, 1:08 pm
Np spacedog thanks for the rate and comment ^.^
spacedog - September 17, 2009, 8:01 am
Sorry about my drunk comments Lolness. Your poster isn't bad and is doing well. Keep it up.
agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 1:20 am
Found it. Linked from a myspace site. Smart way to suck people in. Oh well... the more, the merrier.
Bartimaeus - September 17, 2009, 1:14 am
Huh, it is odd how quickly this one has gathered votes. Perhaps it's just word of mouth.
agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 1:12 am
Very well said, Bart.
agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 1:12 am
Actually, it's 2 days older. My mistake.
Bartimaeus - September 17, 2009, 1:11 am
Yes, if you take your hand off the pulse you lose the beat. Mediocrity is the spice of internet existence, but I don't think this sub par.
agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 1:11 am
Airman's "United we stand" came out the same day, and has been at the top for as long as this one, yet only 42 votes. Is that not odd that this one is at 85?
agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 1:09 am
Several here have been funny. It's more work than I prefer to put into enjoying a motifake, but the payoff has been worth it on many occasions.
Haarakkon - September 17, 2009, 1:06 am
They seem to be kind of a wave right now, for my two cents, there are entire websites devoted to these sorts of things, no? And some are actually pretty funny, but I'd rather go to the host site for bedtime reading material.
spacedog - September 17, 2009, 1:05 am
And I am in touch mediocre humor. Mine.
spacedog - September 17, 2009, 1:02 am
I just don't find the pointless, long ass question that is the basis for the "comedic payoff" worth reading.
agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 1:00 am
It's still apparently lol-able. I'm not hating it, just not laughing over it. And, 85 votes at a near 4-point rating in two days? I've only seen that a couple times... and never legit.
Haarakkon - September 17, 2009, 12:56 am
Maybe I'm overthinking it now, but isn't it "Mikeyjam" - no "c"?
agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 12:53 am
I guess I don't have my thumb on the pulse of medicore humor.
Bartimaeus - September 17, 2009, 12:48 am
What's to get? Its sensational because its funny as all hell. Just because its a textfake, that doesn't automatically make it inferior;a picture may be worth a thousand words, but are they arranged this well? Anyway...5/5
agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 12:43 am
Really? I am truly baffled.
Treehodger - September 17, 2009, 12:29 am
Lmfao WOW! Mickeyjam is brutally epic!
agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 6:18 pm
79 votes in 2 days?
HerculesAndFriends - September 16, 2009, 10:55 am
Haha ya you guys wont bieve me but hey ill drop it Thanks for the rate and comments ^.^
agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 10:52 am
So you both use constructed smiley faces in your posts? Don't dig the hole any deeper, lol... just let it rest.
HerculesWhiplashmyanus - September 16, 2009, 10:50 am
Yea my bad hahaha im not that stupid to post something like that. the one who posted that was none other than my cousin idc if you believe me i have nothing against you guys ^.^
agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 10:00 am
LOLless? You go, girl! LMAO!
Arrogant Knight - September 16, 2009, 9:45 am
You do realise we can see your aliases right, Lolness? Don't fuck with me.
Kryss - September 16, 2009, 9:39 am
Noobs.. It's kay but you guys are low life if you think it sucks =-_-= LEARN boii specially u AK and..The cow.. (Moo)
erock - September 15, 2009, 9:25 pm
that was freakin excellent mickyjam is the man!!!!!
Sean - September 15, 2009, 1:13 pm
Ohh, aggy, c'mon. That was f/n hilar- zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 12:43 pm
(reference posters "mike hunt" and "david thorne"
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 12:41 pm
Am I the only one not finding this as funny as some of the others of this type? There are much funnier textfakes. Tired of the posters I have to work for. Don't get me wrong... some are hilarious. But start a forum topic instead... put them in there.
Lolness - September 15, 2009, 12:37 pm
Haha soo much hate lmao. I just wanted to share this funny yahoo answers with you all never actually thought it would be in the "top rated" section but hey thanks for the rates and comments ^^
LogicDude - September 15, 2009, 6:38 am
A funny posting to be sure...but there's no funny except in the posting. I've posted longfakes once or twice too, but is it getting to the point where we're posting email jokes as posters now? Cut Lolness some slack though...first shot, he'll improve!
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 2:59 am
Fair enough!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 2:55 am
I'm never moody.....just drunk.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 2:52 am
LMAO! Is moooooo casting a "moody" stone?
Arrogant Knight - September 15, 2009, 2:51 am
Little, even.
Arrogant Knight - September 15, 2009, 2:51 am
...Yeah, a litte.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 2:50 am
little moody tonight AK?
Arrogant Knight - September 15, 2009, 2:47 am
Definitely your bad. Don't make any more LongFakes or I'm going to castrate you.
Lolness - September 15, 2009, 2:45 am
Haha my first motifake my bad if it doesnt please you arrogant knight
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 2:25 am
Can't get em all I guess.
Arrogant Knight - September 15, 2009, 2:20 am
I don't know. But I sure as hell don't miss stuff like that. I actually can't believe EGD approved this, he's usually such a hard-ass on the Q.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 2:18 am
A lot get approved with addresses on them......How does that happen?
Arrogant Knight - September 15, 2009, 2:10 am
If I saw this during my shift on the approval queue, I would have rejected it. For two reasons. One: repeating what the picture says isn't allowed, and two: there's a site URL right there. This should NOT have been approved.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 2:05 am
I agree with AK.....This is the lowest form of motifaking.
KDP3 - September 15, 2009, 12:49 am
pure win
Arrogant Knight - September 15, 2009, 12:37 am
Wow, way to just repeat what the screenshot says, Lolness. Worst poster EVER to be in the top ranks. Try putting some effort in next time.
Bartimaeus - September 14, 2009, 7:39 pm
That was brilliant. Trevor should be grateful. 5/5
darkangel98s - September 14, 2009, 7:38 pm
That.. That answer is just made of win. Holy shit.
Omfg-wtfbbq - September 14, 2009, 6:39 pm
Epic, just epic lol

CROSSOVERS - Every time you think they can't go any further... And every time you are wrong!

TAGS: mickey mouse optimus prime disney transformers
Rating: 1.92/5

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cthulhufhtagn - October 3, 2010, 6:33 pm
Oh fuck.


TAGS: disney suicide mickey minnie
Rating: 4.52/5

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Sho - June 4, 2012, 7:14 am
Thx all, glad you enjoyed it
blackboa7 - May 25, 2012, 6:57 pm
wow... [(!)]
dy2012 - May 25, 2012, 5:27 pm
I guess we need to rate 5L for photo and 5L for texts that's 10L
Reality Lord - May 25, 2012, 4:34 pm

dammit i'm a mod and i have no idea how to vote higher than a 5L on this. epic demotivational :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 25, 2012, 2:53 am
5till not as bad as how George Carlin envisioned Mickey Mouse dying.

MICKEY DESPAIRS... - 82 years old... still dating the same chick...

TAGS: mickey despairs
Rating: 4.24/5

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forseti - May 19, 2010, 4:52 pm
could be, culos... but 1L?? I don't think so. Anyway, i like it (twelve years relationship) ;)
mike34 - May 19, 2010, 4:33 pm
Even after two weeks it's still hard to imagine 82 years. 5 desperate married lions from me
culos - May 19, 2010, 4:25 pm
Or maybe the poster is not as funny as you think!
forseti - May 19, 2010, 4:24 pm
whoever voted 1L probably never had an relationship that lasted more than two weeks! ;)

THE FIRST SIGN OF INFECTION... - I am sorry, but as you can see the infection has reached her heart... Mickitosis is incurable...

TAGS: the first sign of infection mickey mouse plague
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Chef

GreyScorpion - May 17, 2010, 9:23 pm
Chompers is known for his hazel nut
BoneCD - May 17, 2010, 9:20 pm
either that or it swallowed the "Tea Bag"
GreyScorpion - May 17, 2010, 9:18 pm
it's just an inflammed Mickey, too much time in the van
ICEMAN - May 17, 2010, 8:00 pm
Someone seems to have a mouse fixation.


TAGS: lsd disney mickey creepy acid
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by premiumgrade

GaryO - October 9, 2013, 8:49 am
Yeah, fantasia, cool vibes. Walt knew the good stuff. However, my knee feels like Mick mouse’s looks…..Nice, clean art, this poster from hell, so it must beget from me an easy 5L
Greeny - October 9, 2013, 4:21 am
Meanwhile in the theater there were two distinct reactions throughout the entire film - times of laughter from kids, and moments of unbelievable seat gripping wonder for the 'non parental, enlightened adults'
BobbEdwards - October 9, 2013, 12:20 am
The legend of a tripping Walt arose from the late 1960s reissue of "Fantasia". One of the animators, Ollie Thomas I believe, was asked if he used drugs while making that film. He replied, "Yes, I was on drugs - Alka Seltzer and Pepto-Bismol."
lgvernon - October 8, 2013, 10:17 pm

This is exactly how I feel, except there's a bigger hole in my right ear. Great one! 5LLLLL


TAGS: mickey ds real products cubby
Rating: 4.74/5

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autumnspirit - September 12, 2010, 10:47 pm
They still got those? I could use some...
Cubbybear - September 12, 2010, 9:55 pm
Honest to God Rerun, It's a real product. A washable Sanitary napkin for women.
rerun - September 12, 2010, 8:59 pm

wow, get sick and miss some wild stuff. I wonder what the product was supposed to be.
agdaniele - September 11, 2010, 12:38 am
Not human eggs... just a sexy aborted chick
TheTrashHeap - September 11, 2010, 12:37 am
Mod Mooo!!! Mod Mooo! Lookout folks! Mad Cow!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 12:35 am
Essence of egg?......on your sausage?......kinky.
agdaniele - September 11, 2010, 12:28 am
I order mine with the egg, but never eat the egg.... just want essence of egg on my sausage and cheese.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 12:24 am
*dog shit....wohooo I'm a moderator!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 12:20 am
I like egg mcmuffins....but, I'd eat fog shit if it had cheese on it.
matt28 - September 10, 2010, 11:58 pm
Can't be any worse than their plastic Egg McMuffins.
Reality Lord - September 10, 2010, 11:38 pm

why do i get the feeling we'll be seeing the end product on the menu...ewwwwwwwwwwww.
ICEMAN - September 10, 2010, 11:12 pm
At least this particular clown serves a purpose.

DEMONSTRATIONS - "Taking the Mickey out of someone" Just got a whole new meaning.

Disney World -

TAGS: tourists mickey mouse traps
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 1:33 pm
Thanks Sho! I figure between your ghoulishness and my foolishness, we will one day rule motinet! Or get a lot of 5L's...meh.
MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 1:30 pm
Well thanks for laughing little...I couldn't ask for anything more.
MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 1:30 pm
That's a good thing right? Thanks for the compliment Mr. Gary!
Sho - November 14, 2013, 10:08 am
You can always count on Miss P for them good 5Lols
chickenlittle - November 14, 2013, 9:12 am
Thanks for the laugh MissPriss! :D
GaryO - November 14, 2013, 8:45 am
Missy…yer posters……my head; POOOM!

Anything After Nine Decades -

YOUR ANTI-MICKEY COMMENTS... - Have angered the Mouse... Do not anger the mouse retribution will be swift and savage

TAGS: your anti mickey comments king mickey
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by Chef

MrFurry - February 17, 2012, 5:54 pm
kingdom hearts
Chef - May 17, 2010, 4:53 pm
For some reason I have been in a Mickey Mouse Mood... think I have some kinda fever...
sickartist - May 17, 2010, 4:44 pm
don't get all goofy on their azz. 5L

MICKEY D'S - We are putting the fun back in funerals

TAGS: mickey d funeral
Rating: 3.79/5

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Bartimaeus - December 27, 2009, 12:27 am
That's hilarious! Call 'em Fun-erals. lol 5/5

MICKEY THE SNITCH - lives up to his reputation

TAGS: mickey mouse snitch rat informant
Rating: 2.2/5

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LogicDude - August 3, 2009, 3:43 pm
"They plan on waitin' until tonight when yer asleep, then they're gonna tie a bell around yer neck!"

M I C - ¿Que? Y why?

TAGS: mickey mouse mexican police arrest protest que y why pancakes
Rating: 2.05/5

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Christopher - April 26, 2009, 7:07 am
Sorry, Michael Jackson, no dice. Maybe you should try being a creepy white guy.

CROSSOVERS - Nowdays there is a serious competition between official ones and fanmade ones

RELIGIOUS IMAGES - They're not always of Jesus.

TAGS: mickey
Rating: 1.7/5

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Kevin - August 20, 2009, 8:57 pm




TAGS: mickey will take it cubby
Rating: 4.25/5

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TheGoat - October 2, 2010, 6:44 pm
The girl on the bottom right - isn't that Britney Spears 15 years ago?

KEIRA KNIGHTLEY - She's like a legal child to Mickey


TAGS: mickey j
Rating: 3.17/5

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MICKEY MOUSE - Evil... pure evil...

M.I.C.-K.E.Y. - T.I.T-T.EE!

MICKEY - He's still got it


TAGS: mickey mouse vampires twilight edward cullen
Rating: 1.92/5

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agdaniele - October 1, 2009, 11:03 pm
(looking over shoulder)
MrRandom - October 1, 2009, 10:59 pm
Just walk away and ignore it
agdaniele - October 1, 2009, 10:58 pm

On life’s journey -

TAGS: horror mickey mouse scary
Rating: 5/5

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5150monkeylove - June 18, 2013, 11:33 pm
This is what I am talking about. Keep it up, dude! 5L IMF

Boom! -

Cannabis -

TAGS: cannabis mickey stoned
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 27, 2013, 2:16 pm
That clinches it! This fall no more peanut butter in the damn mouse traps! 5Like they say what doesn't kill ya makes you stoneder?


Mickey Mouse -

MICKEY MOUSE - Having a dog as a pet doesn't make him racist. He's friends with Goofy.

WILLIE THE GIANT - With a Name Like That, It’s Evident Disney Was Trying To Compensate For Something

MICKEY ROARKE - He Marches To The Beat Of A Different Drummer

TAGS: mickey
Rating: 2.86/5

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GreyScorpion - December 20, 2009, 1:34 pm
"A" movies, and a "B" bra


Time To Grow Up -

Bush and Clinton -

TAGS: bush clinton dress mickey
Rating: 5/5

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CaptMickeyd - July 12, 2015, 12:00 am
Thanks. Haven't done one in a while.
concern3 - July 11, 2015, 3:12 am
funny a 5er